Schedule
A full weekend of debauchery!
Beer from start to finish! Some hash beer as well as featured local craft beer
Free shuttle to hotel from Septa train/buses at the airport provided by the hotel, 5 min ride
Times are approximate – hey, we’re hashers
Thursday Optional PreLubes
Sept. 16th Hosted by Ben Frankin Mob H3
7:30 pm Bonner’s Irish Pub $7 Hash Cash
120 South 23rd Street, Philadelphia, PA 19103-4334
8 pm Hare’s Away
Mostly city streets, with a beer check along the way.
Afterward, stick around for a night of Karaoke
- How to get there? share a cab, drive or better yet, take the train
- Take free shuttle to airport Terminal A. Head to SEPTA train, $7 to 30th Street Station
- walk east, over the river 2 long blocks, turn right, south, 1 long block. Bar on right.
Friday
4 pm Hashpitality Suite opens late afternoon
- Check in, get yer kewl swag, sign up for your chosen trail
- grab a beer, meet some old friends, meet some new one
6:30 pm Bimbo Pub Crawl, costumes welcome
Cum dressed as your favourite Pounding Father (or mother)
- George Washington, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson,
- Betsy Ross & other Revolutionary Women in bustier and frilly blouses
- You decide, be creative!
- Pound a Beer, Pound Sand, Pounding Roadwork
- Pound your favourite Signifiant Other.
- Harrierettes Doodle, Tight Lips, Up Her Ali, Itemized Seduction, et al
- Board bus for pub crawl (accessible by public transport, too)
- Imbibe your way thru an historic district of Philly, a favorite Philly haunt and new places, too.
- Multiple beer checks and maybe even a shot check too.
- Philly style snacks along the way
For those who live in town and will not be @ the hotel, let us know
The start location will be sent to you. Your registration stuff can be brought to the first pub.
last stop is our evening party
- DJ Snap Off provides our entertainment (and is entertaining herself)
- Yes – we are dragging her sorry backside down from Boston!
- Evening meal provided
130am Last pickup for bus back to the hotel.
Saturday
8-10 Breakfast, those staying @ the hotel
- your hot breakfast is included w/special rate
9am Hashpitality Suite Reopens, hasberdashery stuff for sale
11:30 am Choose form one of three trails:
- Trail #1 It’s Always Shiggy in Philadelphia Hash
Hares: We have more hares than the annual Bunny Rabbit Fertility Convention
Rex Erection
Too Loose Latrine
Cousin It
Spermit
Moon
Trail: One Size Fits All…Turkey (+4 Mi.), Eagle (+7 Mi.) or Stay on the bus and drink
- Mostly off-road with at least two beer stops
- Bring some cash…While we will have beer with us, we will be ending near a great place for an impromptu/BYO beer stop.
So bring a few bucks for some extracurricular brews.
- There is a 1/2 hour ride to the run start.
- You should wear some kind of bunny attire. - Trail #2 Panic Button will again LIVE Hare a 5 mile + trail.
Trail: A lot of single track type trail.
- Some water possible depending on the weather
- Several Beer checks.
- May be able to make same impromptu beer stop after to join Moon Crew.k
- Start is within 30 mins. of hotel. - Trail #3 Walkers Trail @ Essington
- Hare: J Walker & Bunyip
- Some serious scouting went into this walkers trail.k
- Start is from hotel
Guess what you’ll get there? Yeah, awesome trail and beer
Board bus for trail, hash, circle, return to hotel
3pm Afternoon meal at the hotel, picnic style
- Clean yerself up first, then take a dip in the pool
- Nap, chill, drink, talk, hook up, whatever
7pm Evening Party at one of South Philly’s Mummers Clubs
Leather, Lace & Latex
- Wear a costume or paint it on, we don’t care
- Get all spiffy’ed up and board bus
- Party, drink, food, drink, dance
- Miss PA Interhash competition
- DJ Betty Boobs will keep us entertained
- Evening snacks on site
1:30am Last bus pickup to hotel
Sunday
8-10 Breakfast, those staying @ the hotel
- your hot breakfast is included w/special rate
1030am Eagle/Turkey/Fat Boy Trail
- hared by Porn to Fail (So Happy It’s Tuesday) and Cause For Blindness (Ben Franklin Mob)
12 noon GTFH, see you in two years!
